Year: 1981
Studio: Caballero
Starring: Baby Sue Young, Delia Cosner, Laura Hart, Nicole Black, Renee LaPaz, Loni Sanders, Summer Brown, Shena Turner, Laurie Smith, Tina Jordan, Tantala Ray, Barry Hooper, Gale Robbins, Kevin James, Mike Ranger
Description: Naughty Network is the story of WHAC-TV and it's battle against the three major networks for dominance in Prime Time. The programming executives have managed to make WHAC-TV the #1 X-rated network in the U.S., but have not been able to win every time slot. Such programs as "Little Whorehouse on the Prairie" and "The Mating Game" have been immensely successful, and they've come up with even better shows for the new season. For daytime soap opera viewers, they've created "Genital Hospital" and "As The World Stands Still". Prime Time shows include "Wild and Crazy Kingdom", in which Luscious Penthouse girls Tina Jordan and Lauren Hart portray the classic struggle between the spider and fly. "TRASH" offers viewers two kinky female recruiting officers who develop tactics that would make uncle Sam turn red. To top it off, the sporting events filmed are unlike anything ever seen on the "Wild, Wild, World of Sports". Just remember to tell all your friends that you saw it first on WHAC-TV. Your first naughty network!
Remarks: Another 1981 gem from Howard Ziehm, the first major adult film trendsetter (he directed MONA, the 1970 classic generally considered the first widespread release with hardcore sex). After making a few films in New York in the mid-70s, he ventured back to California to make a few films as 'Linus Gator'. With a cast including Mike Ranger, Loni Sanders, Laurie Smith, Nicole Noir, and Kevin James, you know there's going to be good sex. In this wonderful farce, we are treated to genuinely funny spoofs of network shows like 'T*R*A*S*H*' and a variety of scenes with fantastic scenarios. Ziehm had revolutionized the 'loop-carrier film' with HONEYPIE and SWEET CAKES (in other words, a film with unrelated segments connected with a loose plot, like a bunch of loops compiled together into a feature film), and this is a return to that format. Laurie Smith, usually a brunette, is a blonde here, sharing a scene with the stunning Kevin James; large-breasted Penthouse cover girl Delia Cosner has a soft-focus love scene; Baby Sue Young (inspired by the similarly-named Lynn Cuddles Malone in Alex de Renzy's BABYFACE) is an underage girl shaved and screwed by Ray Wells (the other guy in Svetlana's 'F'), hospital patient Mike Ranger tries out a thermometer, a Coke bottle, and then his dick in nurse Nicole Noir's butt; and lesbians Tina Jordan and Laura Hart perform Sapphic sex in 'The Spider and the Fly'. Don't expect too much intelligence and wit and you'll have a good time with this one.
Alfred Cockhitch
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